Sunday, October 31, 2010

Sugar.

I have eaten more sugar today than I have in a long time. At least a week. Maybe more. But then I got a really bad headache that speared me through my temples and I realized I should probably stop eating sugar. Then I forgot that I wasn't supposed to eat any more sugar, and suddenly remembered, "WE HAVE ALMOND JOYS" and I got really happy. So I put one in my mouth and the next thing I knew, I was finding out that ALMOND JOYS are maybe the best candy since that time (last week) that I found out that Mint 3 Musketeers are the best candy ever. And it was so delicious that I ate another one. And another. And maybe some more. I lost count. Then I had a Payday because I needed some protein and maybe my brain was telling me to stop eating the BEST CANDY EVER because it was going to kill me. But then I had to get the Payday taste out of my mouth and so I found another Almond Joy and ate it and then I was really worried that they might all be gone so I searched through the bowl of wrappers (and lollipops- yuck) and was so relieved to find one more that I ate it. And that was the wrong thing to do. I shouldn't have eaten that last Almond Joy. I don't think they are actually the most best awesomenest candy anymore. I can still taste the gaggy coconut flavor in my mouth. It is not a good thing at all.

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